Chess Gambits be like

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    Sadly noone above 1000 Elo plays ”d4”

    Plot twist: e3 Qxc1 Bb5+ c6 Rxd1

    I just stop for a move to the the queen side knight out, frustrates opponents quite greatly

    That black move scared the crap out of me😅

    I did it to someone and the bishop check move is a brilliant he immediantally gave up

    Your opponent blunders his pieces: 😃
    Your opponent blunders his pieces: 💀

    Psychological damage, multiplied when Mozart starts playing

    bishop to d7 and you queen is trapped ohh hell naw XD

    I Didn't get it his queen can't check plus it can only take max 4 right side piece before going down

    the intercontinental ballistic missile gambit

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    Ah yes the Intercontinental Ballistic Missile

    As a user of this opening I can confirm my opponent never plays into it (sob)

    White made a fatal mistake here: When the bishop put his king in check, he took the bishop with the king, leaving the queen exposed and Black was easily able to slide through and take the queen with his own. When Black checked the king, rather than take the bishop, White should have instead launched an RT-2PM2 <<Topol-M>> cold-launched three-stage solid-propelled silo-based intercontinental ballistic missile at Black’s pieces.

    isnt that the Intercontinental ballistic missle gambit ?

    Nakhmanson Gambit: allow me to introduce myself

    Nice opening. I always plays 3. Nc3 here to see priceless face of Eric Rosen fans after 6. Kxf2 when they realize white queen is not hanging and two pieces are gone forever.

    …wait, isn’t this set up incorrectly? Aren’t the King and Queen supposed to be switched on one side? I thought one of them was meant to be on the left, and then the other on the right…

    It would be funnier if, it was just a Noot Noot

    When you realize the enemy was not playing 1D chess, but 5D "fuck you"s

    To be fair, white was screwed the moment he took that second pawn. There were no other moves than to capture the Bishop with his King once it was to that point.

    Doesn't white trap the queen next with Nfd2? And if black responds with Qxc1 then he only got his piece back.

    That what we call inter continental ballistic missile gambit

    This is know as the "intercontinental ballistic missile"' gambit

    so now what? all white needs to do is move the top right knight and you can no longer attack anything other than a single pawn.

    But black will lose more overall by a sacrafice of 1 back row piece from white. literally just move the bishop in front of the Queen and the queen is trapped

    Ah yes, the classic INTERCONTINENTAL BALLISTIC MISSILE QUEEN

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